I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great
You know who would be best friends?
Captain Picard and Professor Layton
They could bond over some tea, Earl Grey, hot
And solve mysteries
Oh my God yes absolutely and I hope you don’t mind me interjecting a little fan piece I did awhile ago with just that… :D